The Great Acme Chase
The Great Acme Chase
A classic tale of desert engineering and persistent pursuit.
The Objective
Wile E. Coyote (Genius) has identified a high-speed avian target, commonly known as the Road Runner (Accelerati incredibilis).
The Equipment
To facilitate the acquisition of the target, the following items have been procured from the ACME Corporation:
- ACME Giant Magnet
- ACME Rocket-Powered Roller Skates
- ACME Portable Hole
- ACME Dehydrated Boulder
The Incident Report
- Deployment: The Giant Magnet was placed behind a fake "Free Bird Seed" sign.
- Outcome: An anvil-shaped cloud formed unexpectedly.
- Result: Gravity functioned normally for everyone except the Coyote, who remained suspended in mid-air for 3 seconds before descending into a small puff of dust.
Beep Beep!